komando33386 wrote:Very scientific.
Do you carry a gun because diet can't increase penis size, causing the 'mirror test' to be a difficult and upsetting ordeal?
In before you tell me pulled pork increases penis size.
Things that increase penis size:
1- Voting for Trump
2- Looking at girl's asses in the gym (raises test as well)
3- Pulled pork
Things that decrease penis size:
1- being afraid of guns (sign of sexual retardation, according to Freud)
2- voting for Hillary (usually means impotence)